tumblrbot asked:
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I DUNNO
METROPOLIS SOUNDS NICE
OH HAI PERFECT DAUGHTER! DON’T BE SILLY DADDY DOESN’T HAVE A GURLFRIEND
except that young woman that I am not obsessed over no I am not stop judging me she will be MINEMINEMINEMINE
OH DEAR UR SO FUNNY! I WUV U MAH PERFECT LITTLE GURL
((Could someone explain to me why do I have so much fun with the silliest questions? And Paint?))
K
DO YOU WANNA GO FEARGAS SOME NURSERY OR SOMETHIN? WE ARE VILLAIN
LUV U TOO DAD
Source: asktheprofessoroffear
Originally from I know the power of fear...
asktheprofessoroffear started following you
OH HI DOCTOR CRANE
THANKS AGAIN FOR DELIEVERING MY BABBY JENNY
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
OH, WHAT SHOULD I GET YOU A FATHER’S DAY GIFT THIS YEAR, SCAREDAD?
OH HAI MY MOST PERFECT DAUGHTER EFFUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!111!!
UR WELCOME LUV I WOULD DO ANYTHING 4 MAH BB. EXCEPT CURING CANCER.
OH IDK A TIE? MORE STUFF 4 MAH FEARGASSSS Y/Y/Y???
HEY DAD
IT’S OKAY, I’VE DEALT WITH THE CANCER
EDDIE MAKES IT FEEL BETTER
JUST HOPE IT DOESN’T COME BACK
i dunno if i could fight another round
anyways
i think i’m gonna get u a tie
i remember you said u lieked sweatervests?
i’ll get you something nice, daddy
just you wait
Source: ask-crescent
Originally from ASK CRESCENT
THANKS BBY
HERE ARE THOSE FOTOS WE TOOK AT THE MALL
XOXO YOUR BBF4LYF,
CRESCENT
Source: askmaleharleyquinn
Originally from Harlequinade
asktheprofessoroffear started following you
OH HI DOCTOR CRANE
THANKS AGAIN FOR DELIEVERING MY BABBY JENNY
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
OH, WHAT SHOULD I GET YOU A FATHER’S DAY GIFT THIS YEAR, SCAREDAD?
I SHIP IT
Source: askmaleharleyquinn
Originally from Harlequinade
O HAI
HEY THERE
WHAT’S A VENTRILOQUIST?
O HAY THERE!!!1! N0RMALLY I W0ULD F1ND SOM3 WAY 2 INSULT U FOR THAT BUT NOT U!!1! CAUSE I NO U R THE BEST AND SOOOoooOOOooOOO PEEEeeeeEEERRRRrrrRRRFFFffffEEEeeeCCT!!!1!!ONE! U DON”T NO HOW HAPPY U MADE ME!!!!
WELL
AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU’RE TELLING THE TRUTH
I AM PRETTY PERFECT, AFTER ALL
Source: ask-crescent
Originally from ASK CRESCENT
asktheventriloquist started following you
HEY THERE
WHAT’S A VENTRILOQUIST?
Anonymous asked:
How's your depth perception?
I DUNNO WHT DEPTH PECERPTION IS
BUT I DEFIANTLY KNOW THAT IC AN’T SEE ANYTHING PAST MY NINE INCH HEELS
WENT SHOPPING WITH MY BABBY JENNY TODAY
SHE’S NOT THAT PRETTY
BUT SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN LIKE TWO DRESES
YOU KNO WHAT I’M SAYING, TUMBRL?
