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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:58:56 -0500

I DUNNO

METROPOLIS SOUNDS NICE

asktheprofessoroffear: OH HAI PERFECT DAUGHTER! DON’T BE SILLY...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:06:56 -0500

OH HAI PERFECT DAUGHTER! DON’T BE SILLY DADDY DOESN’T HAVE A GURLFRIEND ~~except that young woman that I am not obsessed over no I am not stop judging me she will be MINEMINEMINEMINE~~
OH DEAR UR SO FUNNY! I WUV U MAH PERFECT LITTLE GURL
((Could someone explain to me why do I have so much fun with the silliest questions? And Paint?))

DO YOU WANNA GO FEARGAS SOME NURSERY OR SOMETHIN? WE ARE VILLAIN

LUV U TOO DAD

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Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:10:18 -0500

asktheprofessoroffear:

ask-crescent:

OH HI DOCTOR CRANE

THANKS AGAIN FOR DELIEVERING MY BABBY JENNY

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

OH, WHAT SHOULD I GET YOU A FATHER’S DAY GIFT THIS YEAR, SCAREDAD?

OH HAI MY MOST PERFECT DAUGHTER EFFUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!111!!
UR WELCOME LUV I WOULD DO ANYTHING 4 MAH BB. EXCEPT CURING CANCER.
OH IDK A TIE? MORE STUFF 4 MAH FEARGASSSS Y/Y/Y???

HEY DAD

IT’S OKAY, I’VE DEALT WITH THE CANCER

EDDIE MAKES IT FEEL BETTER

JUST HOPE IT DOESN’T COME BACK

i dunno if i could fight another round

anyways

i think i’m gonna get u a tie

i remember you said u lieked sweatervests?

i’ll get you something nice, daddy

just you wait

THANKS BBY HERE ARE THOSE FOTOS WE TOOK AT THE MALL XOXO YOUR...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:33:44 -0500

THANKS BBY

HERE ARE THOSE FOTOS WE TOOK AT THE MALL

XOXO YOUR BBF4LYF,

CRESCENT

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Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:20:08 -0500

OH HI DOCTOR CRANE

THANKS AGAIN FOR DELIEVERING MY BABBY JENNY

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

OH, WHAT SHOULD I GET YOU A FATHER’S DAY GIFT THIS YEAR, SCAREDAD?

I SHIP IT

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:03:59 -0500

I SHIP IT

O HAI

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 22:43:07 -0500

asktheventriloquist:

ask-crescent:

HEY THERE

WHAT’S A VENTRILOQUIST?

O HAY THERE!!!1! N0RMALLY I W0ULD F1ND SOM3 WAY 2 INSULT U FOR THAT BUT NOT U!!1! CAUSE I NO U R THE BEST AND SOOOoooOOOooOOO PEEEeeeeEEERRRRrrrRRRFFFffffEEEeeeCCT!!!1!!ONE! U DON”T NO HOW HAPPY U MADE ME!!!!

WELL

AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU’RE TELLING THE TRUTH

I AM PRETTY PERFECT, AFTER ALL

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Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:11:51 -0500

HEY THERE

WHAT’S A VENTRILOQUIST?

How's your depth perception?

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:41:07 -0500

I DUNNO WHT DEPTH PECERPTION IS

BUT I DEFIANTLY KNOW THAT IC AN’T SEE ANYTHING PAST MY NINE INCH HEELS

WENT SHOPPING WITH MY BABBY JENNY TODAY

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:09:50 -0500

SHE’S NOT THAT PRETTY

BUT SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN LIKE TWO DRESES

YOU KNO WHAT I’M SAYING, TUMBRL?

How can you be so perfect? It's beautiful.

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:29:49 -0500

MABEY IT’S MAYBELINE

MABEY IT’S JUST ~~IZZY~~ CRESCENT DOIN’ CRESCENT SHIT t(ツ)_/¯

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Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:29:14 -0500

nottheusualalice:

ask-crescent:

nottheusualalice:

ask-crescent:

HI, ALICE! :)

HELLO!

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I AM COMPELLED TO THINK YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

HELLO TO YOU, TOO! YOU’RE JERVIS’ GAL PAL, RIGHT?

I KNOW, I DON’T KNOW WHY BRUCIE WAYNE WOULD ADOPT ME BUT MAN, I SURE AM GLAD I’M VILLAIN

…………………………….

WOW BRUCE WAYNE ADOPTED YOU?! 8U

YEAH, MY INTERNET FRIENDS SAID THAT BRUCIE JUST GOT TIRED OF BABS

BUT SRSLY

BRUCIE LOVED ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT LIKE THAT EW

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Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:28:00 -0500

HEY, HARLS! REMEMBER? YOU DRESSED ME THAT ONE TIME IN RIDDLER’S BOUDOIR?

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Mon, 27 Feb 2012 23:33:28 -0500

nottheusualalice:

ask-crescent:

HI, ALICE! :)

HELLO!

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I AM COMPELLED TO THINK YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

HELLO TO YOU, TOO! YOU’RE JERVIS’ GAL PAL, RIGHT?

I KNOW, I DON’T KNOW WHY BRUCIE WAYNE WOULD ADOPT ME BUT MAN, I SURE AM GLAD I’M VILLAIN

nottheusualalice started following you

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 23:30:32 -0500

HI, ALICE! :)

HEY GUYS HERE IS A BETTER PICK OF ME SINCE MY ARTEST IS A STUPID...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 23:13:26 -0500

HEY GUYS HERE IS A BETTER PICK OF ME SINCE MY ARTEST IS A STUPID HO AND ISN’T A GOOD ARTST

YEAH YOU LIKE THAT

Note

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:01:00 -0500

(The photos are supposed to be badly drawn, but I’ll definitely put up a better picture of ~~IZZY~~ CRESCENT ”I AM VILLAIN” ~~WAYNE~~ NIGMA tonight.)

Does Riddler still fall asleep on you when he kisses you?

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:42:55 -0500

YEAH

BUT THIS ONE TIME HE DROOLED ON MY CYBORG CIRCUITS AND WE HAD TO GO TO JERVIS FOR TECH SUPPORT UGH

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF JERVIS, MAN

Has anyone else you know been hit with a car lately?

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:42:02 -0500

JUST MY PARENTS Y?

So, what's your relationship with Jonathan?

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:02:27 -0500

I DUNNO HE GASSED ME ONCE TEHN I SAW MY EX BOYFRIEND JAKE BLACK IT WAS HORRIBEL